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Dr_Schadenfreude 54/M
Canterbury, Kent
, United Kingdom
Taking light refreshment...
Introduction
I've had a few of you tell me that what I typed here before made me come across as too much of a nice guy...
Sorry if I gave you that impression. Consider me a neutral guy. My jury is out on you too until I get to know you. I'm not interested in meeting you... yet.
I just got here, I'm not looking to do anything other than suss out how this place ticks and hopefully get to know some fun people with something decent going on between their ears.
I know I'm insane and I should be jerking off on cam for you or watching you do so instead. The problem is I suffer from a rare condition, the symptoms of which include a failure to care about your tits at all if I don't actually like you.
Basically, I'm a kinky bastard who finds fucking extremely tedious and prefers to play with someone who likes orgasms à la mindfuck. I'm a switch who's happy to assume/surrender control depending on whose company I'm keeping.
Apart from bondage, spanking/hair pulling, tickling, edging, power exchange and teasing/denial I've hardly got any other kinks or fetishes at all...
I'm not into anything extreme like bodily waste or significant pain, so if you are please leave me alone. I've just eaten ffs.
I've got no need for a crazy messed up sub who thinks I'm the cure for their neuroses and if you're an Über-dominant type looking for a sissy I don't think I'm your guy. If you're offended by a somebody who looks you in the eye and says "make me" when you insist on being called 'mistress' I'd be no help at all.
My Ideal Person If you're an ideal person then best of luck to you. You'll find me over there partying with the flawed and regular people, who are far more fun.
My Ideal Person If you're an ideal person then best of luck to you. You'll find me over there partying with the flawed and regular people, who are far more fun.
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Prefer not to say
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Looking For: Women |
Birthdate: | January 1, 1970 |
Relocate?: | Prefer not to say |
Marital Status: | Prefer not to say |
Height: | 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm |
Body Type: | Prefer not to say |
Smoking: | Prefer not to say |
Drinking: | Prefer not to say |
Drugs: | Prefer not to say |
Education: | Prefer not to say |
Occupation: | Talking Monkey |
Race: | Prefer not to say |
Religion: | Prefer not to say |
Male Endowment: | Prefer not to say/Prefer not to say |
Circumcised: | Prefer not to say |
Speaks: | English |