I enjoy chatting on here. I enjoy lax, hockey and baseball. Some college and some pro. I don’t have a favourite team just love those three sports. I like horror, comedy and 80s flicks I watch real crime documentaries including (but not limited to): serial k.illers, mobs, natural disasters, birds and most nature, plane/car/train crash investigations and so on. I enjoy gardening and houseplants. I love dogs, birds, octopus, loons and most other critters. Check out “My Octopus Teacher” if you can. I enjoy colder/cooler weather. Guess which one is NOT true: A) I own a pony B) I’m up to date on my rabies vaccine C) I’ve been to Ireland D) I’ve lived in three states. How tf does my profile get edited without me editing it? Im vanilla. Like, if vanilla had a vanilla, Id be that vanilla. So. Im not into couples, throuples (??), your wife watching us fuck, your hubby watching us fuck, anal (anything pertaining to, but not limited to anything youre sticking up your shit hole), swings, fire/wax, hard core pain, gangs and their bangs, bdsm, subdom, being your mom/mommy/mami, whips and chains, animals sexually, fisting, or really anything besides a nice big dick up my baby hole. Pretty sure you get the jist of what Im puttin down yea? I think my pictures kind of tell the same story.

My Ideal Person Tall. Thick dark hair. Soft hands. Beautiful smile. Passionate kisser. Knows how to kiss, caress and touch my body. THATS the guy I meet.